#whatshouldwecallplaywrights

Playwrights be tumblin'.

They think playwrights can’t do math

" By submitting this application the applicant agrees to sell a minimum of 20 tickets for each evening their performance runs. …


Bill Murray laughing

…The ticket price is only $20…

Antonio Banderas scheming and laughing

If your play is chosen to participate in the festival there will be a $100 participation fee that is used to defray a portion of the costs…

Steve Carell giggling giddily

First Prize includes $500.00…”

Tilda Swinton & David Bowie laughing

Silly buggers. We have calculators!

via http://stringsandink.wordpress.com/

24 HOUR PLAYWRITING FESTIVALS

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REWRITES. THREE DAYS TIL DEADLINE

OPENING NIGHT

Playwright jitters. Can I just have a live feed of the audience reactions from the safety of the production office? Otherwise I need the seat closest to the door. And a bucket. 

OFF BOOK DEADLINE

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And you know your cast was out drinking late last night. YOU SAW THEM. WITH YOUR OWN PLAYWRITING EYES.

HEY GIRL

Kilroys. I see you.

http://www.thekilroys.org/thelist/ 

Also:

AFTER AN AMAZING RUN THROUGH

PLAYWRIGHT SHADE (the comedies)

REWRITE MANTRA

STRESSFUL TECH REHEARSALS

I’ll be in the back row. I bring my own flask.